I got 99 problems

Seriously man! I have got 99 problems or maybe even more. I need to score really good marks in all the Unit Tests and then also score really good marks in the exams. I haven't won even one competetion yet in any of the computer symposiums. I really need a prepare really hard for the college that I want to get into that is National Institute Of Design. I also want to learn how to play the electric guitar and make a band for our school. I accidentally deleted my sis's college project. I am so happy that I dont have a girl friend right now so basically -

I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!